It’s me again, the dog from the hood, Max. Boy, have things been weird lately. First off, one evening when I was lying in the muppet-sofa (long story, involving my crazy owners and a poor muppet from IKEA) enjoying a delicious dried queue de porc, all of a sudden there were a bunch of teeth lying next to me on the sofa. I was bleeding all over the sofa, and my lovely treat was lying there waiting for me to chew on it, but I had nothing to chew with. Imagine sitting at a fancy restaurant, the waitor has just served you the dish of your dreams, and then suddenly all your teeth fall out. Unless the dish of your dreams is a soup or something that can be digested through a straw, this should give you a clue to how I felt. Things are pretty good now, though. The very next day, I was able to eat again, and my owners felt so bad for me, they gave me lots of nice and soft snacks. Yummy!
In other news, I’m now apparently old enough to be home alone. It sucks. Totally. If I could only have the entire apartment to myself, but noooo. All I get is the lousy hall, with nothing to chew on, only my bed, some toys that I’m fed up with, and water to drink. The upside is that when my owners come home, they give me lots of attention and love, take me for long walks and playing out on the field.
Well, I guess I’ll get back to doing what we dogs do when we’re home alone, pursuing and perfecting our favourite past-time – sleeping. See you soon, MaxZZZzzzZZZ…
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