20May05

Time warp

I’m pretty sure I experienced a time warp or something similar this morning… I woke up from the alarm on my cellphone, as usual, but when I reached out to find it and turn it off, it was gone… My cellphone has this annoying alarm that increases in volume if you don’t turn it off immediately, and I was extremely tired this morning, so it took me a while of rummaging around in bed before I realized it had dropped down on the floor.

So, after finally finding and turning off the alarm, my heartrate was pretty high after a rather stressful wakeup, and I decided to rest my head on the couch. My clock was at the time showing 08:07.

This is where the mysterious time warp occurred. I closed my eyes for what felt like a second, opened them again, and the clock was now showing 10:03. Did anyone else notice the time warp? There must be some scientific explanation for this phenomenon…

7 Responses to “Time warp”


  1. 1 Ølle Posted May 21st, 2005 - 09:34

    Yep, happened to me too.

  2. 2 Eirik Bischoff Posted May 22nd, 2005 - 01:32

    I hate when that happens, especially if you have a train to catch. It always makes a good story, though.

  3. 3 Eirik Posted May 22nd, 2005 - 02:48

    Yeah, instead of giving my boss the story, I linked to this page in my weekly report. Let\’s hope he doesn\’t know the reason for this time warp :P

  4. 4 Ølle Posted May 22nd, 2005 - 06:03

    All atoms are in vortex kinesis, hence all matter is at some level of vortex kinesis.\r\n\r\nWe already know that the great spinning orb of the Earth, and its great mass, affect time fractionally at the surface as compared to orbital heights. Time is slowed slightly. But what if we could increase the speed at which the Earth spun, fast enough to even bend space more before it? Could we then not slow time even more? It would seem so. But it is impossible to do that. The Earth is too great a mass for us to manipulate. But warping frequencies into a dangerous spinning vortex may not be as difficult.\r\n\r\nCould such a vortex bring about different progressions of time, different exchanges of space by changing the frequency of the atoms in the area?\r\n\r\nApparently.

  5. 5 Eirik Posted May 22nd, 2005 - 09:21

    Interesting… (who am I kidding… just confusing ;) )

  6. 6 Dan Posted May 26th, 2005 - 07:24

    Hey, there has got to be something wrong with the matrix… A time warp happened this morning as well! I woke up at 8am by my alarm and snoozed it, which means it will ring again in 6 minutes only next time I check the time (feeling strangely refreshed) it was a quarter past 9am…

  7. 7 Eirik Posted May 27th, 2005 - 05:02

    Hm… the universe must be off these days…

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